Happy Monday, friends!

Believe it or not, my very first (!!!) novel, *The Unintentional Adventures of the Bland Sisters: The Jolly Regina* pubs TOMORROW, January 10th. In honor of this very special occasion, I’m holding a very special giveaway. Five lucky winners will receive:

- A signed copy of the book
- A package of eight Jolly Regina postcards (designed by moi)
- An official Jolly Regina eyepatch

So…are you ready to grab some booty? *Wait. That came out wrong. *

Are you…ready to land some loot? Great! Let’s do this!

All you need to do is change your name.

Use the above chart to determine what your Jolly Regina name will be. PostΒ your new name in the comments here today through the end of the day tomorrow, January 10th. I’ll choose five entries at random, and I’ll announce the winners on January 11th. Got it?

Good luck β and be sure to spread the word to any and all interested mateys!

Yours in all things piratical,

Krabby Lois

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Cutthroat Bonnie a-chimin’ in. Arrrr!

Welcome to the crew, Bonnie!

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Aye Aye Captain, I’m Mad Dog Hazel

So nice tah make yer acquaintance!

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Dead eye Gertie Mad Dog!!!

Sounds perfectly nasty, me hearty! β€

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Mad Dog Polly, that be me! I be looking for ye booty!!!! So if it doesn’t come my way, your book is on my list to purchase.

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Jolly Wendy here!

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Cutthroat Polly swabbing the deck, matey! And hearty congratulations on yer bloomin’ book!

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Shiver me timbers, from Jolly Madeye Kate! Congrats on your book!

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I’m Nasty Vera π Congratulations on the book – it looks awesome!

Actually, Nasty Ever-lovin’ Vera if I use my middle name too… and i like that better π

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Low Tide Annie here! Congrats on ye new book, bucko!

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I’m Jolly Gertie. Can’t wait to see the book.

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Toothless Hazel joining the crew!

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FUN! from Cutthroat Bonnie!

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Low tide Doris, ahoy!

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Ever-Lovin’ Wendy!

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Ay, I be Ever-lovin’ Gertie, and don’t let anyone be telling you different now. Here’s luck and a fair wind to you!

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Jolly Polly! And congrats!

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Bwa ha ha ha ha…..Low-Tide Marge reporting for duty…and booty

hooray for the new book and kudos on a fun launch

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Cutthroat Hazel, it is very menacing I like it a lot.

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Abalone Kate! π

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Archive, Rusty Wendy be me name!

Darn autocorrect!

Argh!

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Peg Leg Bonnie β οΈ

Thanks!

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