Jaundice and Kale Bland can’t remember the last time they left the house. I can relate. Can you?

Tomorrow (5/19) is the pub day for the paperback of Flight of the Bluebird, the final Bland Sisters adventure! In honor of this auspicious occasion, I’m hosting a giveaway. Here are the rules:

• Channel your inner Bland Sister on Twitter and tweet one thing you actually enjoy about staying at home, using the hashtag #BlandSisters.
• One entry per person. US entries only. Contest will end at 11:59 ET pn Thursday, 5/21.
• Three winners will be announced on Twitter on Friday, 5/22.
• Each lucky winner will receive signed paperback editions of all Unintentional Adventures, three Bland Sisters bookmarks, and a Bland Sisters button!

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Who knows? Despite all this confinement, you might emerge victorious — talk about an unintentional adventure!