Cousin Joyce

Last weekend, I had the privilege of attending an annual creative retreat hosted by my agent. Some other writers and I stayed up one night telling stories. This was mine…

WARNING: The faint of heart should read on at their own risk.

My grandmother lives in Florida for most of the year, and comes home to us in New England for a few months each summer. When she arrived in May about a year or so ago, she brought with her a doll.

The fact that my nonagenarian grandmother has recently developed a penchant for dolls and resin ballerina figurines and stuffed animals is another story for another time. This story is about this particular doll, and the fact that it possesses the following attributes of increasing creepiness (photos supplied for non-believers):

1. Not satisfied with the doll’s original wardrobe, my grandmother went out and bought it actual toddler clothes and shoes. To wit, a pastel windsuit and dirty white sneakers.

2. Not satisfied with the doll’s original pigtailed hairstyle, my grandmother took it to a friend of hers in Florida who worked as a hairdresser. The doll now sports a layered ‘do, and a big pink bow in its hair.

3. The doll is posed with its arms up, elbows bent, and it’s meant to be leaned against a wall with its back to the viewer, as if it’s counting down for a game of Hide and Seek. Or serving a harsh sentence of Time Out.

4. And, most important, and disturbing…

…the doll has no face. And has white stumps for hands.

(I’ll pause here while you all go and change your underwear.)

While the rest of us were disturbed by this new addition to our family, and its position in the front room of my grandmother’s house (so it’s the first thing you see when you walk in the door), my grandmother could not be prouder. She named the doll “Joyce,” because, as she says, “She brings me so much joy.” As a coping mechanism, my sister and I jokingly refer to the doll as “Cousin Joyce.”

And when we stay at my grandmother’s house, we sleep with the lights on.

Photo credit: Jenna LaReau (who took one for the team in getting this close)

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20 responses to “Cousin Joyce”

  1. ~Laura Avatar
    ~Laura

    Wow. Joyce is one scary little cousin. Just looking at her scares me a bit. I could go into a hysterical laugh-cry!
    You always have such rich family tales!

  2. karalareau Avatar

    Thanks, LLH. FYI, Cousin Joyce is actually one of my least-scary relatives.

    1. Aunt Lyn Avatar
      Aunt Lyn

      you got that right 🙂

      1. karalareau Avatar

        Present company excepted. : )

  3. Jo Knowles Avatar

    I really hope you did not share this with Libba.

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    1. karalareau Avatar

      Uh oh. Is Libba doll-phobic?

  4. Tiffany Schmidt Avatar

    Ahhh! Cousin Joyce is even scarier in photographs than she was in my head. I think you’ve officially ruined the game of hide-n-seek for me.

    1. karalareau Avatar

      It’s all Cousin Joyce’s fault!

  5. Jo Knowles Avatar

    In the extreme. Perhaps a warning is in order. 🙂

    1. karalareau Avatar

      Hopefully she will heed my disclaimer.

  6. fvanhorne Avatar
    fvanhorne

    My friend’s dad, a manly, single man, had one of these in his guest room. My friend’s ex couldn’t sleep with the lights off there, either. Even creepier: he called it a “crying doll”.

    1. karalareau Avatar

      “Crying doll” is accurate, in that it makes all who look upon it weep.

  7. Rajan Khanna Avatar

    Okay, that is pretty creepy. Have you ever thought of using that in a story?

    1. karalareau Avatar

      I never thought of it before, Raj, but now I just might!

  8. Kate Lynch Avatar
    Kate Lynch

    Reminds me of a doll my mom dressed up when I was 6-yrs old as a joke-she named her Lolita. Been doll phobic ever since.

    1. karalareau Avatar

      Didn’t your mom realize that dressing up and naming life-sized dolls are the very things that BRING THEM TO LIFE? *hides under bed*

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